Over 102967

Board Demotivational Poster


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm

SIGN OUSTIDE A TAVERN ON MIT CAMPUS - Can't argue with this!

TAGS: sign board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 30, 2012, 1:36 pm
Thanks Gary ~ New Years Eve is just around the corner!!
GaryO - December 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
OOOOOH, YEAHHHHH. 5 Litres of Literacy


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan

Gamer's Keyboard -

TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the shit out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in buttons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional buttons, firing buttons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm
Caps Lock makes you look fucking retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right

I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the button for the ASCII penises?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.

SECOND THOUGHTS - there is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. go big or die trying.

TAGS: skateboard foh
Rating: 4.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 2:33 am
If you don't wait for the camera crew, you're a chump!
forseti - November 17, 2011, 6:46 am
...and that's how he invented surfin'!


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.

REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?

TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


TAGS: chalk board math problem
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:51 pm
(((-284*-2)^2)-322,000*-2+1,253)Ls for you!


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!

MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by MustyK

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!

The Future -

TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


TAGS: surfing disappointment surfer cool surfboard
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:23 pm
Rock it fat boy, have fun, do what you want to do, and have no regrets.


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

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Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!


TAGS: teacher student chalk board chalkboard
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

iowaman - August 23, 2011, 11:07 am
very funny poster, but the answer to the last problem is clearly 28
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
*LULZ sry stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
You're a teacher!?! Oh you seriously have to try this and see if anyone takes the bait.DO IT FOR THE LIPS MAN!!!
Bucketheadsdad - August 22, 2011, 8:20 pm
As a teacher, I find this absolutely hilarious.


ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board

TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.

YOU SUCK - even diving boards hate you

TAGS: diving board
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by jordan

TigerKid - January 2, 2009, 11:12 pm
Again...HA HA! One of my favorites
TigerKid - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
RnR - July 21, 2008, 6:56 am
ouch, must have hurt

WEEGEE BOARD - You can ask it questions but, it will only stare.....and stare.....and stare......

GET ONBOARD - The Ho Train.


TAGS: life time day dice board game player detail cleavage
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by giulio

Spangle - March 4, 2010, 9:37 pm
Eldar bastards!
KDP3 - September 14, 2009, 1:06 am
fuck yeah Warhammer 40k
OniRyu - September 14, 2009, 12:51 am
like the massive cleavage you should dive into rather than spend staring at your game pieces

gamers keyboard -

TAGS: keyboard
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by kira

shtoink - December 4, 2008, 5:28 am
the bottom of the E just got wore off so it is a F wannabe
Drunkmonk - December 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
anyone notice the two "F " keys ?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 16, 2008, 3:12 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12674 repeat. It was Duffers, back in July.
Duff - November 16, 2008, 2:23 am
did you just resubmit my poster?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:54 am
mine are actually seperate clear plastic letters that light up from underneath so they shuold stay with me for a while :D

SNOWBOARDING - Because Sitting In Snow With Everyone Else Is Freaking Awesome

TAGS: snowboarding
Rating: 1.9/5
Stephanie - February 6, 2009, 9:20 pm
This was probably a snowboarding class. When I was in Jr. High, we went snowboarding and whenever the instructor wanted to tell us something, we all sat in a group like this so we could hear the person.
Kathleen. - June 4, 2008, 1:16 pm
Wow, asking politely. I wonder why no one else thought of that.
Laurence - March 21, 2008, 3:48 pm
please people stop putting things inside of other things, its not funny anymore or original just plain annoying


TAGS: keyboard necktie metaphor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear taps, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear taps playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


BORED GEEKS - Repurposing electronics for no apparent reason since 1910.

TAGS: keyboard
Rating: 2.02/5

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Edders - November 8, 2008, 2:56 pm
once did something similar in one of the I.T. labs in my old high school. took all the letters and moved them so each keyboard had only one letter on it each. damn i miss high school.
Riven - April 3, 2008, 6:41 pm
XD it took me a second to figure it out. "Help Im being held captive in key board factory"


TAGS: board games family
Rating: 4.67/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
human flesh actually tastes like pork. or so I've heard... o_o
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Taste Like Chicken.

END ZONE SEATS - Not only less expensive, but also great for seeing the plays unfold

TAGS: diving board ninja
Rating: 4.48/5

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dave - February 9, 2010, 9:13 pm
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
Nice. 5L.


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!


TAGS: all aboard the short bus timmy
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by sickartist

[email protected] - January 28, 2010, 2:37 am
OooH! I wonder how the windows taste!!

DARTS - It's not a passion, it's a way of life.

THE TROLL'S KEYBOARD. - Surprisingly is not flame retardant.

TAGS: troll keyboard
Rating: 4.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - February 6, 2012, 4:53 pm

BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish


TAGS: billboards awareness
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Millzy - August 20, 2016, 10:02 am
Thank you very much MissPriss. This is a great place.
MissPriss - August 20, 2016, 1:27 am
Welcome to Motifake Millzy :~)
Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:21 pm
Cop: Your eyes look glazed have you been drugs? Person In Car: Your'e eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:17 pm
Um something like?...did I spell donut right officer?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Donuts! Kolaches! Wonder what they'd do for a Klondike....bahahaha!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:16 am
It's funny cause it's true...I had a good howl thinking of what the person would say if they got caught painting the billboard.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:00 pm
Come on Miss Priss, they like kolaches also.

SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate

XXII OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES - Saudi Arabian Snow Board Team

SUCCESS - ..sometimes it's just sitting on your ass & enjoying the view !

TAGS: success ass view snowboard adrian
Rating: 4.44/5

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hootizz - February 3, 2011, 5:15 am
yeah baby..!!, the 'cone'.., man I need to get there this year...
Derek - January 30, 2011, 8:01 pm
Treble ;-)


BILLBOARDS - Ironic, right?

Interuptions -

The Any Key -


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing tape dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!

TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.

TAGS: ksm torture waterboarding bush cia
Rating: 3.35/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:43 am
I dont believe turture works as far as getting information from this guys because they will tell U whatever you want to hear in order to make it stop. But I do believe it works as a deterrent to any 1 who ever thinks about Taking up arms against america.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:24 am
Actually the most 'open secret' in the American Intelligence community is the info he gave up after the waterboarding stopped a planned terror attack and uncovered an operating terror cell. Tenet, Goss, Blair, McConnell have all talked about this.
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 12:32 am
I like MI5's interrogation method: Throw a mattress in front of you while you a seated on the edge of a chair. No sleep until you tell them what they want to hear... most break after four days.
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 11:52 pm
Correction: the 182 times where how many times they poured the water. He was only subjected to 5 sessions of waterboarding. Just in case anyone wants to know the truth versus the exagerated BS claims.
MO - May 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
You own two copies of the ku-rant and you post this? You don't know what you're doing do you?


TAGS: combo keyboard
Rating: 2.21/5

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Faceplant31 - July 6, 2010, 6:25 pm
1L, your verbiage did nothing for the pic.

dreams -

TAGS: ironing surfing board
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 26, 2016, 5:15 am
Nice, UP yours



TAGS: clue boardgame mystery barry
Rating: 4.56/5

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Bovee - March 18, 2011, 5:36 pm
5L's for not taking the envelope with her.


TAGS: waterboarding keeps the price of gum down
Rating: 4.25/5

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5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 1:38 am
AWESOME!!!! 5L and fav'd
upyours - February 6, 2010, 5:30 pm
You're not funny.
gggg - January 5, 2010, 10:04 am
Jesus. I can't imagine why anyone would 1L you Ag. Yay waterboarding!!!
Jmac0585 - December 21, 2009, 9:12 am
Simply Brilliant, AG. Have another guinness for this fine success.
[email protected] - December 21, 2009, 5:52 am
I talked with thuys who do and teach this kind of thing. He was talkative but would pause every once in a while and never gave locations where he did this. Oh and BRO-SHIMI over here should be blind-folded. No medical procedures need U 2 C, just point.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:22 am
And they have the crappy guidos there.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 1:14 am
Hell, living in the Middle East is probably safer then living in Jersey. Less Guidos too.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:12 am
Aren't most of them?
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 1:03 am
So he's a Jersey boy then?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:03 am
Maybe a few dozen miles.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 1:00 am
A million miles?.....so, Outer space?
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
The tags should've tipped you off.
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 10:18 pm
I didn't see that coming. 5.
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 9:28 pm
Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's pure evil! lol 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 9:22 pm
ZING!!! 5L


TAGS: wall board notice
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:52 pm
that's so true! 5L even if there is one L too much :P



TAGS: brought to you by the afghani tourism board
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:38 am
Love it!

SURFS UP - "The sphincter factor was a 10 out there today." "It's a freakin' zoo of hodads 'n gremmies."


TAGS: texas tourism billboard wide open spaces
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:26 pm

and Perry is the gov.

EPIC FAIL 101 - Now open for the Summer and Fall semesters.

TAGS: skateboard fail fall
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:07 pm
This would be a fall semester.


TAGS: water boarding
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
I thought Fraternities WERE torture
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 3:00 pm
If doing something like this will get you into a fraternity, then how is it torture?
TheSarge - June 19, 2009, 9:50 am
And this is torture...how?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:03 pm
Typo: "seriously"
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:02 pm
Amen, P. How about the brave Mr. Anon put that sentiment on a shirt and walk through town with it on? Doubt very seriosly you've got the balls for that.
Pherazen - January 31, 2009, 4:37 am
Of course there should. We'll start with you.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 3:27 pm
We should have more of this in the U.S.. There should be a special committee set up by the Russians to cage all the loose animals (ie. niggers, white trash, spics, the general populations of wannabe Americans) and perform meaningful experiments on them.
Mark - January 30, 2009, 3:11 pm
Ahhh Memories. As always Ron, first class work and classy humor. You get 5 Jack Daniels bottle caps from me. Let the inquisition begin!
Cubbybear - January 30, 2009, 2:11 pm
...I'll drink to that
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 1:12 pm
Note the bottle of Jack Daniels. This could become a Sage Greybeards of Motifake Rite of Initiation...
Havana Fuque - January 30, 2009, 1:07 pm
Sounds a bit like suffocation-sex. Not my fetish at all but to each his own I guess....

DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS - Less cumbersome and easier to manage than old fashioned bulletin boards.

CARDBOARD SUBMARINES - There's a fundamental design flaw there somewhere

TAGS: cardboard submarine
Rating: 3.24/5

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Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:09 pm
Looks as though it has been under some pressure. Depth charges to the stern, I'd hazard.

WHEN SIZE MATTERS - "Boarder" Collie Wanna Be


TAGS: lsd prank keyboard little pinkish elephants
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
could be cress, could be alfalfa...
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:07 pm
I think it's cress. Chef, what do you think?!?


TAGS: snail on a wet board
Rating: 2.82/5

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Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:04 am
Heh. Those damn helmets (yeah, I have one) are really uncomfortable and unwieldly. No good when used with mead horns.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:00 am
Chew it bitch!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:58 am
Tinfoil goes on the inside!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:57 am
Got yer hat on RIGHT Harr?????
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 1:55 am
Huh? Gads, this one goes back a bit. Snail Anti-Defamation League's after me now.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:46 am
There's a country song, just waiting......I"d rather be on a slow snail, on a slow train to Winnipeg...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Dare I point out that your beloved Cetacea Cialis isn't even a canadian native?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:42 am
There are NO cepaea nemoralis in Winnipeg. Dufus! *mutters under breath* Ain't no snail dumb enough to go to Winnipeg.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:42 am
Eh&M? Really bad.....but EH what can I saEH???
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:40 am
Somebody's showing off their honorary degree from Winnipeg A&M!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:36 am
Hey I admit it, there is only one thing on this big blue marble that I won't joke about: cepaea nemoralis. I'm sorry, but I make no apologies for that!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:32 am
Never sean...this one. But five slow trains to GA..
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:30 am
This one is great! Stop trying to start a fight, Sean.... ya little sh*t-stirrer!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:29 am
By the by, cepaea nemoralis is the snail world's master of escapes.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:28 am
Yeah yer right, Mo and aggy. I see it now. This Haar guy is really startin' to piss me off!!!!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:27 am
Listen Haar, and listen up good. That's a banded wood snail. You don't joke aboot cepaea nemoralis on my watch mister. Me and cepaea nemoralis go wayyy back. Used to have a few, and then a few hundred, and then twenty or so, as pets when I was a kid.

RISK - The only place where you'll actually be in any kind of control... until some bitter Arab goes Hamas on you.

JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!

TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by federicodz

federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25

Confidence -

TAGS: genius foolhardy skateboard moving sofa
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:40 pm
Welcome to the site new mem...OH space you dawg...seldom seen or heard from lately, but returns with 5L material...teehee
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:01 pm

Iron Woman Competition 2013 -

TAGS: iron woman competition muscles iron board
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 24, 2013, 7:35 pm
Well, some have been even known to care, for another 3 dollars. But, yeah, animation is a plus.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:37 am
Mr. Gary...as long as she can move around on her own, she's pretty much on your "to do" list
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:28 am
Huh, well I like a ‘muscly’ woman…..a lot…..’buxom’ is also a word I’m fond of…..‘shower cap’ has a nice ring to it too…I may very well need to sniff a hind end soon.

February Leaderboard prize motifake won't tell us about. -

Skateboarding -

High Dive -

Crowd surfing -

TAGS: surfboard protests luchador mask internet
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:16 am

Just following Greeny's advice

Seriously -

Fate -

TAGS: snowboard halfpipe casual cruelty
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 8:43 pm
The spacedog rolleth…and tumbleth
Sho - February 19, 2014, 8:40 pm
beautiful 5/f

Want vs Need -

TAGS: girl board
Rating: 4.71/5

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Oldsod - May 27, 2014, 6:16 pm
She'll never get the ironing done on that board. It's the wrong shape.


TAGS: internet fads keyboard junkies rude
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 5:13 am
Just one? What happened to the rest of the litter? Just joking... Sup all?!?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 10:07 am
Will do.
rerun - August 8, 2012, 8:01 pm

Well, if you guys know how to reach him send him my best wishes, it is a fun ride.
Greeny - August 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
my congratudolences!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 6:16 pm
Just so you guys don't think that Spacedog and I have gone crazy...our old friend thetrashheap and his lovely wife just had a beautiful baby girl.
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 4:03 pm
I think if he had any free time, it's gone now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 1:22 pm
Now if we could just get him to come back and read that........
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 11:21 am
Welcome to a whole new learning curve my friend. Congrats!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 4:43 am
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
This poster is hilarious!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man laughs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 11:27 pm
Fuck you Trash...I'm sober, And I still think you're stupid......
TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2010, 10:41 pm
And by dyslexia I assume you mean alcoholism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
My dyslexia is still in full bloom.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
good to see ya Trash.....I'm guessing the rash cleared up?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Derivative and juvenile with an oaky aftertaste.....5L
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:00 pm
Ha! 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 7:04 pm
Funny shit TTH. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 26, 2010, 6:49 pm
Nice one TTH. 5L


TAGS: procrastination diversion lazy skateboard
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:49 pm
Nailed it. Nice 360.

INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...

TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a shot at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


TAGS: would a cardboard box by a drainage ditch qualify as a mansion by a lake
Rating: 4.51/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
This one really hits me... I like it a lot.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 12:07 am
Awesome Trash, 5+.
Cubbybear - April 4, 2010, 8:19 pm
5/5 great poster
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 5:18 pm
Thanks Aggy. I rather like this one myself. Prophetic or not.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
I love it. 5 teary-eyed L's

Mr. Hammerhead & The Loose Screw -

TAGS: board games
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 17, 2014, 11:52 am
From the "Perry Bible Fellowship". Look it up! :-D

Hoverboards -

TAGS: back to the future hoverboards 2015
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 7:23 pm
That's what I'm guessing. The men in the black suits gave them trouble.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:02 pm

Exactly. Sponsors getting agitated at the idea of ANY car fuel other than gasoline, I'll bet.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:48 pm
I'm thinking, uh... in part 1 and 2 Doc said, I need fuel referring to Mr. Fusion. So when I saw part 3, I was thinking, “Uh, no, no, no. Mr. Fusion was for FUEL! Not the d**n time circuits."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:42 pm
I disliked how part 3 backpeddled. Marty says "we're gonna have to pick up some gasoline" and that they had Mr. Fusion. Doc corrects and says that Mr. Fusion only powered the time circuits.
Silverheart - June 15, 2013, 1:49 am

You can have the hoverboard, I want the Mr. Fusion for my car. Fueled by garbage, take that big oil companies!


TAGS: nerd pants geek keyboard joystick tth
Rating: 4.38/5

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ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
how are ya gonna look up porn now?
spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:46 pm
Ha! Still F11ing on to his 3 1/2" floppy. 5L
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:11 pm
those pants are ctrl-alt-meh - 5L

Billboards -

Aint No Dogs Here -




TAGS: eddie mars dashboard jesus
Rating: 3.7/5

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SteveOh - March 15, 2011, 10:15 am
maybe shes an aussie. we drive on the left and have our wheel on the right (opposite the US)
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 12:29 am
Why is the steering wheel on the other side? Awwwww cute

MY GOD - Quick! Gordon! The Bat Signal, now!

SLOW? - He looks kinda fast to me!


INEVITABILITY - You are bound to fail sooner or later, and when you do he will be there.

TAGS: fail keyboard cat
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sean - June 4, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is very funny. Love it. 5-ed the fur ball outta it.


TAGS: play him off keyboard cat
Rating: 2.62/5

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Sean - June 7, 2009, 1:33 pm
Uh oh. I must have forgot it was mine and 1-ed it. Well at least booze makes me honest ... which is another reason to cut wayyy back.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
Beautiful... however, you didn't vote, did you? Alcohol often cultivates creative genius. On the other hand, it turns the limited into critics.
Sean - June 7, 2009, 1:25 pm
I can't be so quick to judge the "Drunk morons on late Saturday night" since one those made this poster. Tootles.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:45 am
(1/5) - 4 votes. This is truly a masterpiece! Remember, Sean: Drunk morons on late Saturday night don't like quality posters. Might I suggest boosting ummmm oh, say.... the cricket?

YOUR KEYBOARD - It is so dull in comparison.

TAGS: keyboard dull artistic painting
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Thank goodness


TAGS: toilette cardboard box shit craft
Rating: 2.36/5

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tempest - March 16, 2009, 2:43 pm
thats not card board thats dry wall


CARDBOARD - used to box anything

TAGS: cardboard
Rating: 1.89/5

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